when i get my own place im gonna have so many pets everywhere omg

i want another pet like some kind of small animal
id like to have a bird but i know julius would go crazy tryin to eat him and the bird would be like omfg help
but a bird would be soo much fun you could teach him how to say fuck you
idk but a bird would be awesome

i was researching pet snails last night omg and i was thinking it would be so cute like idk they’re so cute with their shells and their eyes and idk haha i askin my mom bout it and she was like ew no but fuq u mom i do what i want im havin a pet snail nah jk haha but it would be fun idk wHy

why are boobs such a big deal to show.. i mean they’re just boobs cmon lol

why is someone mowing their lawn

quitlivingondreams:

my birthday wishes:

• time machine
• tickets for every Falco concert ever
• concert tickets for Skyler and Mariana too yyay (and every other fan that wants to participate)
• attractiveness
• let’s start the journey…

nathanesmith:

Falco

i’m losing track of what pictures have been posted to the falco blog and which haven’t  so im gonna move the ones that have into a separate folder on my computer as reference so they’re no duplicates ye good

every time i try to kiss my cat he pushes away my face with his paws that’s very rude